Cast your eyes on all this crap:
Think you can beat it? We used to get junk mail in the UK, but never to this degree. Never a day went by without at least one charity bag, restaurant menu or double-gazing leaflet dropping through our letter-box.
Here’s the rub though, if you do think you can beat this pile of papers, this is just one day’s junk mail.
The French take their junk mail as seriously as they do their lolly-pop men’s training!