‘You speak French badly’ she says to me.
‘I speak English better than you though’ I says to her.
‘NO!’ she says to me.
‘What does antidisestablishmentarianism mean?’ I says to her.
That shut her up.
I walked away from that exchange with a smile on my face, the clear victor, having put her in her place.
Knowing my five-year-old daughter though, she’ll probably go and look that word up. Bloody kids.