Bought some furniture, decided today would be a good day to build it. Mother-in-law suggested I might like some help from her partner.
He has a short fuse. I have a short fuse.
Not a good idea.
I don’t like building flat-pack furniture with other people. The instructions suggested I should build this item with other people:
If I built this unit with 2 other people I would soon be on the front page of the French newspapers for killing 2 other people.
I really, really don’t like building flat-pack furniture.
I had an idea, maybe my new feline friend could help me:
He didn’t seem too interested, and repeatedly failed to pass me any dowels, either of my screwdrivers and not one single screw.
He was a ‘silent’ partner throughout the process. Probably for the best really…
Furniture built + cat still alive = result.
I still really, really don’t like building flat-pack furniture.
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