1. FeeeDDDD MEEE loTs OF banaNAS
2. Put MR BeaN ON thE TeLLY
3. No NOT THE AnimATED onE YOU iDiOT DaDdy
4. FEEd MEEE mOOOreee BAnaNaS
5.ANd chEEse WOuld bE NiCe
6.WHy have YOU turNED oFF mr BEAN?
7. ThrEE houRS of MR BEan Or I WILl KiCk OfF
8. And A DRink
Mr Mum: The 'joy' of a stay-at-home dad 
Are you sure these are not yours in disguise- in either case I say “outstanding guidelines ” 🙂
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Oh no, as much as I like Mr Bean, once I’ve watched all the episodes I can happily wait another few years before watching them again. Not my daughter though. Only thing at the moment she wants to watch, keeps pointing to the TV and saying ‘Beeen, Beeen!’.
I do like bananas and cheese though :-).
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My great-granddaughter had a six month spell of watching Shrek. The video would end and she would proclaim, “‘gain!” And if it didn’t go one immediately, she would say it louder. And then louder and faster. As you said, once an adult has seen a show, another few years – oh, even a week, or a day, please God – is plenty, but little ones can watch things over and over and over.
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